because they pull things off of their ass.

Just think of it like this: Gametheory knows nothing. Their logic is saying stuff like, "Wario is Ness's father."  THEY THINK MARIO IS INSANE. THEY'RE TAKING IT TOO FAR. NO. JUST BECAUSE PYRO HAS SCHIZOPHRENIA, DOESN'T MEAN IT'S GAY. FUCK YOU GAME THEORY.